Atsa no goo, boss.

Nice try, Katie Rife, but we all know his name is Smash Mouth. If it's dark and you've had a couple, Guy Fee-eddy. But don't try to sell us this Stever Harkland or whatever.

Suikoden II is peak JRPG and I'll fight anybody who says otherwise. Just let me get toasty in the bath first.

Betcha didn't 100% it in one evening, though.

Earthbound. To those who know, it's all I have to say. To those who don't, emulate that ish and play it. Like yesterday. I'm on my first playthrough in 18 years or so right now. On my phone. We live in the future.

Singles isn't good. At the time it managed to be good enough. And the soundtrack was way better.

I like to think of Ethan Hawke as the kid from Explorers and GATTACA. Then I wonder aloud, "Why wasn't he in any other movies?" And I wryly chuckle. That's just how hardcore I roll.

Seriously, have you seen this twerp on a talk show? That's a borderline dullard utterly convinced of his super smartness right there. Ethan Hawke is a Mr. Show handsome actor character come to life. Except never funny.

Tom Snyder and Bob Costas would like a word.

Don't get enturbulated. He didn't die; he just left his MEST to continue the fight against the Marcabian invasion fleet. He's pretty much a hero.

I like my beats funky. I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

To be fair, and as we all know, Primus sucks.

You're missing out. It is the pinnacle of garbage humans humiliating themselves for our entertainment. At our house it's called the Horrible People Show.

It is what it is.

"But can we still do the confessionals if we keep exhorting all the contestants to yell their responses into the camera that's three feet from their faces in a walk-in closet sized room?"

Mine was more like I HAVE TO LET THE CRAZY GUY KILL YOU SO I CAN GET A ROOM IN TENPENNY TOWER, NUKE YOUR TOWN, LET THE GHOULS IN TO SLAUGHTER EVERYONE AND THEN KILL ALL THE GHOULS SO THE TOWER IS ALL MINE.

To be fair, Earth does revolve around Sun Ra. Earth just doesn't know it yet.

We're going to pretend that Ska is a Valve IP and that there were no waves after the second.

While not quite in the league of the above, Herman delivered the giggles from time to time. Kind of the Spongebob to Far Side's Ren and Stimpy, according to the ACT-style analogy my brain just invented.

But look at the things we had seen George go through. I'd say Constanza came by his anger honestly.