I saw James Carmen's Titanic 10 times.

Seriously. I mean, it's not like the AV Club is presenting her current tour or frequently giving away tickets to her shows or anything. Oh wait, yes they are….

In my fantasy version of it, Ed Norton would play both present-time janitor Harry Dunning and the 1958 version of Harry's father, psychotic lothario/grocer Frank Dunning.

Actually, he did write Fred Gwynne, but I went back in time and changed it to Fred Ward. Two buses almost ran over me in the process.

I think this one was a little better: http://www.avclub.com/article/…

Not necessarily. Check out the Podmass from a year ago last week:

Does the AV Club have a bet with someone as to how many times they can post a photo of Cameron Esposito? If so, I think they're winning.

Of the?

I like the way Ellis always says "colture" instead of "culture."

Cool to see that SOUND OPINIONS, which Podmass normally consigns to The Rest for the slightest of reasons, can vault into the headline position simply for re-running a program they first aired in 2009, for the 25th anniversary of "Purple Rain."

T.H.E. Rock can be a rock!

It's his big fake laugh, isn't it? "BWA-HAAAAAAAAA!" Ugh.

Can we triple-down and say Matt Mira should never be a contestant again?

Not a hater, but if I have to listen to Hardwick talk about quitting booze one more time, I'm going to get drunk.

It may persuade you to hire a drummer to accompany the music on your stereo during parties.

T-shirts….

They kept both men liked. But didn't love….

I love how Todd thinks Bono would like him because he knew which songs WEREN'T U2, mostly. Like the theme to Cheers.

You'd be bitter, too, if you had such smart opinions about movies but instead of writing criticism you were largely stuck doing intros to news items that already appeared somewhere else.

For some reason that "Alien" one reminds me of that part in "Brainstorm" where the guy can't stop brainstorming the sex scene and gets stuck in an orgasm loop. Random, I realize, but absolutely true.