BOATWATCH 2016 - They do have a canoe! And it's only one Scot or Jason away from becoming a douche canoe.

I have never met a single Scandinavian person who thinks this way. And I just got back from working in Stockholm for a week.

I'd never heard it before now.

Totally agree. I really expected this to be like every other show where Ravi knocks Major out, he tries to explain, Ravi won't listen blah blah blahblahblah. This was exactly what I wanted to happen, and for once EVER it actually did. Nice one.

She looked so fucking stupid running after that car. I don't know whether I laughed or facepalmed louder during that scene.

I have to actually force myself to watch this show every week. I don't know how much longer I can put up with this shit.

A German pilot literally took it upon himself to crash a commercial flight a couple months ago.

This is literally the only situation in which a Salmon Ladder won't help.

Well, considering that he used to murder children for profit, I don't think there's a whole lot of nice guy under there.

Phil? When did you get here?

Ok, just adding on to Clarke's comment about how killing all the other Nightbloods is the stupidest succession plan ever… how exactly does it work if a Commander is killed, say, 1 month after ascending? There is literally no one to take their place.

I really don't think we have.

Lemme ask you a question - how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

Wasn't that more because of the do-gooder brain he was on?

Because we've seen it before - the exact same thing happened to Blaine with wine right before he turned back into a zombie.

Do they still have the raft? I don't think I've noticed it on the beach or being used for fishing etc. since the first ep.

It's definitely incredibly rare. They usually do row over (on the seasons where they get a boat, which isn't all of them… like this one for instance, they don't have a boat at camp), or sometimes are given a map to hike over.

In an interview, Neal said that they'd lanced his knee and started him on antibiotics but they weren't working.

I do feel like I remember this having happened before, though I can't remember exactly which season. It may have been that they got tree mail and then were picked up by other people, though.

Nick trying not to laugh when Jeff talked about his balls dancing around was priceless.