I'm partial to a nice cheese platter.

I'm not saying I deserve my own Newswire but my legal name is Kraftsingles.

I'm not saying I deserve my own Newswire but my legal name is Kraftsingles.

That explains the extensive The Onion coverage in the latest CSCMP's Supply Chain Quarterly.

We're not so different. We're both corn of action.

I'm surprised he hasn't made a sequel Billie Madison about his daughter.

I'm sure your friend wouldn't have minded waiting 30 seconds.

If your adblocker lets you set custom URL's to block entering http://www.onionstudios.com… will block the videos for now.

Who thought it was a good idea to have a fucking autoplay video on the sidebar of every article? I've had to take means to block it so I don't waste 20MB a page.

I don't have any social media accounts at all, but from what I understand better customer support that calling a help desk/emailing.

By far the worst film I've ever seen* is Actium Maximus (2005) and I've seen plenty of terrible Z-grade trash (though not After Last Season).

I think Yael is fishing for info on Mary, like a friend/relative looking for dirt.

This is not the sort of pegging news I'm interested in.

Not watching Zoo but 12 Monkeys was great. I have a theory on who I think the witness is now. So glad the shows getting a third season.

He can play Mr. Sheffield in Elektra vs The Nanny.

Why on Earth would they bother redoing the plot of the fucking movie.

He bears a striking resemblance to The Horsehead Nebula.

Only if Italian Spiderman gets a 4K UHD remaster.

Not watching Animal Kingdom but I'm liking TBS' original comedy lineup. Wrecked is the weakest link, but I'm giving it time to figure itself out. I like that the TV guide synopsis' always end with some variety of "makes a discovery that could change everything."

He also strangely had a cameo in an episode of Still the King a few days ago.