Bet you weren't ready for that.

I lived in Oregon for a while almost 20 years ago and one thing I remember about Fred Meyer is that I went to the one in Grants Pass and they wouldn't let me use a credit card for groceries. The non-grocery items were fine, but I had to go to the ATM to get cash for the groceries. I'm sure they had some reason for it,…

I was thinking about this UCB fortune cookie "in bed" sketch a couple of weeks ago.

Yeah, like, maybe Gary Oldman or something.

At least these seem like relatively harmless BS. I've told the story a couple of times here about my friend's coworker's wife who had breast cancer and she apparently had some kind of message from God about Him healing her, so instead of seeing an oncologist she went to a chiropractor who told her to change her diet…

Probably required 120 PTO horsepower at minimum.

Pitt the Older.

- The note on the basket said it was from “PTO”

There was an article I read the other day about the inventory of items in his car. Just a guy who wanted to drive home from the grocery store and have a meal.

"There are 12 people perjury."

America's love of transformers, the electrical devices that increase or decrease voltage, continues to endure, though.

My knowledge of steam locomotives is finally going to start paying off!

They just fast-forward through the parts they don't like.

No, they have all been set back to about 1953.

Yeah, the guy was someone who very likely used recreationally. Just a really mellow kind of dude and a good worker. I certainly didn't care what he was doing on his own time. There wasn't any drug testing there at the time, but that may have changed.

Years ago I was in the break room with some coworkers and one of them had a bottle of apple juice that looked like a bottle of urine. I made a joke about him remembering that it was drug testing day, and another coworker looked completely panicked. I had to reassure him that it was only a joke.

Every time Newman gets eaten, the entirety of the proceeds go to charity.

He also shits in the woods, according to reliable sources.

We're working on reducing that number all the time.

Corndogs of war.