Floppy hats? That's a toque!

He's still memorizing the lyrics, because he's a professional.

I've read that is has to do with the losers of a hockey game having to fix the rink, which meant using a hose to put another layer of water on the top. But that was just something I read on the internet, meaning it's 100% true.

You should have stayed away from the chocolate milk, eh.

Needs a "period" to confirm it completely.

Yellow onions or white?

I figured the ripples in the cup of water were done by banging a gong.

I heard on the radio this morning that Nicaragua didn't sign because they didn't think the agreement went far enough in curbing emissions. I'll have to check again to be sure I have it right.

I don't know. Cliff seemed like a decent enough person, if insufferable. I can't recall him ever being intentionally hostile toward anyone. Seems like the actor who portrayed him is a conservative if I remember correctly.

Not much doggy-style, surprisingly.

Cliff: "What a pathetic display. I’m ashamed God made me a man."

I laughed when I read that the Drafthouse had added a second women-only screening in response to complaints. "Ha!" said I.

Fetch the pryin' bar!

They will accidentally end up sending the original drummer from Guns N' Roses into space.

Is that also the place with the chocolate fountain? That looks like a contamination outbreak ready to happen.

There are lots of goldenrod gall fly galls around here. I should invent some kind of medicinal application for them. Pure profit!

It's really a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

"No more rhymes - I mean it!"

People sure get teed off easily.

And if you don't want to see it, hey, no one's holding a gun to your head.