Of cock. The worst kind.

WebAV.

But she wears glasses! Ugh.

Why is there a picture of Annie Lennox up there?

There could be a Transformer named Tinfins.

I thought it was going to be a gritty reboot of that Blind Melon video.

I only know about that place from the commercials with Jeff Foxworthy. There was one a couple of years ago saying they would give you a box you could load up and take home after you were done eating in the restaurant. Might get hungry on the ride home.

Then the final event can't happen soon enough.

NPR had an article about it, and how the Drafthouse responded. It's great.

To paraphrase a conversation I had with a friend:

It's like all-you-can-eat buffet logic. The longer you stay there and eat, the better value it is. Who cares how lousy it tastes?

I live in rural northern Minnesota and spend a lot of time outdoors, especially in the winter when there aren't swarms of mosquitoes trying to attack me. It's also the only time some places are accessible because they are too wet to walk into during the summer and they have to freeze solid first. The gear available…

"You didn't say the magic word!"

I'm thinking more like Trump is commissioning a laser to engrave his name on the moon.

The plots are mostly about people writing letters of complaint to their Homeowners Association about the neighbors' paint colors and grass length.

It's hilarious! We're all dead, aren't we?

"My glasses! They're slightly smudged but otherwise undamaged! Curse this cruel fate."

I was reading about that episode to reassure myself it actually happened. Collect 'em all!

There was the episode where Tom Paris turned into a salamander and mated with her. Not gay, but really freaky.

I was going to put something about Billy Bob Thornton in there, but I knew people would get the joke without my explaining it - like I did just now.