Winter's Wishbone

" . . . the most sophisticated one ever held by a canine."

"SQUIRREL!"

As long as they manage to tie the story together.

- The Johnathan Swift Restaurant Guide.

Kids are all about hobos these days. Dressing up in tattered clothes, carrying a bindle on a stick - the whole thing.

Mostly about getting across on 62 to make their flight on time. Totally unrealistic.

They had to spend a lot of time figuring out how wide to make the train. You know, the locomotive breadth.

It's called Supertrain.

Out of all the things that happen in that movie, I think him pushing that razor against his head bothers me the most.

It's Robert De Niro's next role, currently in production.

"You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?"

Wait, are you talking about Brittany J or Brittany R?

We wouldn't be able to do all those jobs had he not created the concept of how they are performed.

"Where did the lighter fluid come from?"

Performing tricks for money.

SPAM!

A newt?

Sean Spicer was Princess Kay of the Milky Way 1992.

If wife #4 leaves New York traveling west at a rate of 60 mph . . .