Have we slipped through that Berenstein/Berenstain wormhole into a parallel universe?

I haven't been to IMDB for a while, but I remember there always being user-created lists on the sidebar that were basically "actresses I'd fuck." I'm a guy, and I have no idea what would drive someone to feel the need to share that with everyone.

Well, you've proven yourself capable of forming words into coherent sentences, and haven't claimed to have invented common expressions (to my knowledge), so I doubt they'll be too concerned.

Is it a spinoff of MILF Island?

How could you have known? It's not like there's a blacksmith on every block these days. But I'm glad if someone learns something new from my comments. I've learned about a bunch of things from other people's comments.

If this continues, we'll scallop and leave.

Hmm. Is he afraid of cats? Anyone know?

Pizza the Hutt.

Look up the early pictures of them where they are all dressed in polo shirts at the golf club. The hick thing is so clearly an act and it's unbelievable that people fall for it.

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I hear he's "going off the rails" on a "crazy train."

As the human behind the giant turtle, I think turtles are awesome. I have some ponds on my land and thought there were turtles in them, so I moved some trees that had blown down to one of the ponds and placed them so the ends are resting on the shore and the tops are in the water. The turtles climb up on there to bask…

I hate that he looks like a turtle, because people keep asking me if we're related. NO!

Shocked if a spaceship wasn't there to take him back to his home planet, most likely.

That Duck and Cover film he starred in helped him learn how to cover his ass.

"You’ve blown the transaxle! You're just grinding metal."

Maybe he could also invent the phrase "strike while the iron is hot." But he'd first have to invent the concept of blacksmithing.

I donated mine in your honor.

From the country of Africa.

When do we get to see the last event?