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Trump is the color of a baboon's ass, now that you mention it.

Mine weren't originally dry.

It was a typo, but I won't change it.

He caused a lot of trouble in school and was frequently suspended?

Yeah, I knew what you meant.

When he falls off that bike and gets run over by a bus:

I watched a video of Van Halen where David Lee Roth asked for somebody to get him a doctor multiple times, and no one did a damn thing to help!

Life moving out of the ocean and onto land. Lousy kids with their lungs!

Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of gold coins!

They'll get to it once they finish recording tonight's "As it Happens."

DENTAL PLAN!

"[sigh] Sex-lexia."

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, croissants, and Spam.

Trump has the best poll numbers, he can guarantee. Any reports to the contrary are fake news. Sad.

Will there be a clergy character? Some sort of pastor of Muppets?

Keep reaching for that rainbow!

Yes?

The A.V. Club turned into a steel mill.