I did see the link for Blade on the side after I posted. Somehow I missed that article when it was new. But that scene in Blade 2 really stuck out, and I don't know why they left it in the film after seeing how bad it looked. They could have done it with stunt performers since none of the actors' faces were showing.

Asked why he did it, he replied: "Nnnghn nnngghn nnghn nnnghhnn."

50 in shitweasel years.

"I just had it stuffed." Wait . . . damn it!

"Oh, I'm not racist, but -"

Is that what he ate to make himself look sickly for the draft board? I read about it years ago but don't remember all the small details. But he loves America and guns and just had better things to do than serve in combat where other people would be shooting back and he might get hit. I can definitely understand my…

"Montana" by Frank Zappa.

Is that Jackie Jormp-Jomp? I also like all the exposition in Walk Hard. "The '60s are an important and exciting time."

I don't know when Blade II came out (no way to look it up), but there's a scene early in the movie when Blade is fighting a couple of vampires who broke into the compound in front of a bank of lights. The effects were clearly CGI and the figures turned into bendy rubber dolls.

I posted this over at the story about their visit to the White House, but I'll repeat it pretty much any time Ted Nugent is mentioned. My neighbor's older brother died in Vietnam during a firefight with the Vietcong and was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor for having dragged a wounded fellow soldier to safety,…

The Doctor?

I read about Alex Jones to test my tolerance for complete bullshit.

Willing to take on anything that doesn't shoot back.

It's titled "When They Someone Eat It."

"Heigl with perfectly smooth . . . buns."

[Mike Hawk kicks dirt, dejectedly walks away.]

Only if your name is Paulie, though.

Help! No, I'm not talking about the Beatles album/film. I'm genuinely asking for help because our country is screwed.

Reading about the amount of exposition delivered by Christian Bale, I have a question about something else I read years ago. It was essentially that a character in a film delivered a line like, "The First World War has begun." Did that actually happen in a serious film? Or a comedy? It could simply have been the…

I remember this short film from Michael Keaton where Clint Howard talks about rats getting fish heads stuck over their heads.