Disney's The Wild was so bad, I have to keep reminding myself it really happened and wasn't just some sort of fever dream. It was a shameless Madagascar knock-off (which had come out the previous year), with all the visual appeal and coherent storytelling of a direct-to-streaming cash grab. But it was from honest to…

I would shell out for the SNES one. But my N64 is still alive and well.

It's hard to tell exactly how all of this corporate stuff works, but the game was made by Niantic (a spinoff company out of Google labs) and the Pokemon Company (which Nintendo owns a 32 percent share of). I think the game was largely developed by Niantic, though.

At the risk of being argumentative, Pokemon Go was neither made by Nintendo nor a particularly good game.

Yes, you're right. It was also, in other translations/phrasings, used by Barry Goldwater and John Boehner. So it's a complicated cultural item, even outside the book. Kind of an old boy's club motto, used by people who don't even realize they are the grinding bastards.

Okay, Google, what are "steamed hams?"

Growing up in small town Texas, I envy your ability to have seen this story as hyperbolic. For me, it's always felt close to home.

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

I'm with you. Pretty much every spoken letter ends either with a vowel sound ("cee" for C) or that letter's own sound ("eff" for F). Where the hell does that "d" come from in "zed?"

The A.V. Club

I liked the shorts, too. They were comfy and easy to wear.

Pretty specious conclusion that these researchers come to. It's not "cheating the system" to share Netflix with your family or roommates. It's not cheating the furniture system to sit on your roommate's couch. It's not cheating the publishing system when you loan a book to a friend. It's not cheating the auto…

"To you, ringbearer, I give lasagna, our most beloved food."

I think the difference between "this is a solid book to buy for your stoner nephew's graduation" and "this is an insightful book from a famously provocative artist you will want to purchase for yourself" justifies the letter difference for me.

I think the difference between "this is a solid book to buy for your stoner nephew's graduation" and "this is an insightful book from a famously provocative artist you will want to purchase for yourself" justifies the letter difference for me.

That is my favorite traditional Christmas carol.

Aww, you're making me blush!

You know what they say about great minds…

Little known fact: if you grab the nub of that Channel F controller while wearing a Power Glove, your television screen will call you a sex offender.

But Jimmy Carter is smarter.