I love that farty boner corpse movie so much, you guys. I really, honestly do.

Josie and the Pussycats was a treasure, dammit.

"The four-inch wonder" was my nickname in high school.

The real question is will it be part of Istanbul or Constantinople?

I am drinking Pimm's Cups. Well, sort of. I'm drinking mostly gin, with a little Pimm's and a splash of ginger beer. And finally watching Hail, Caesar, which is far better than initial reviews would have suggested.

It's hard not to trip on a bar that low…

I believe Lothatio is a Pokemon of some sort.

It was good! I think it's really weird that they capped the number of Toads you can earn, though. I have 9999 and it's like Nintendo is telling me "ok, you're done. Please stop playing this game."

Just keep it pawsed for later.

Welcome to the A.V. Club - we'll show you cute animal videos to shamelessly grab your clicks, but for some reason we are gonna be weirdly insulting and combative toward the adorable critters in them

What about Vikings? Profession or culture?

I'll agree on the musical genres, but professions? Packers, Steelers, Cowboys, Raiders, Buccaneers, Chiefs, Oilers (formerly), and, to an arguable extent, Saints.

If you did that, and also drank every time he mentioned "momentum," you would black out by half time.

I've been making my way through Super Mario 3D World. Finally made it to Champion's Road last night, died 75 times in a row, and decide to take a break. But I will be victorious sometime this weekend!

I'm gonna have to buy a console for it. Don't now how I'll afford that, but I'll have to. Maybe I can find some animals to skin so I sell th *gets mauled by a mountain lion*

Sharks in Venice mops the floor with Sand Sharks. I know right now, you're asking: does a shark eat a gondolier? All I can say is: well duh, obviously that happens.

Carnosaur is amazing. It also stars Diane Ladd, who is Laura Dern's mom! One family, one year, two female leads in dinosaur movies of vaaaaaaastly different quality.

Running with Scissors was the first album I ever bought with my own money. I think I was ten at the time. I had heard "The Saga Begins" on Radio Disney and immediately knew that I must own it.

Huh. A "C" is a really disappointing grade for this. Any higher or any lower and I would have been intrigued enough to watch it.

Wow that is some ugly drawing. I don't even have a joke - I just really don't like looking at it.