There is a US presidential election every four years, yet for some reason they keep talking about that, too.

I would love a Pokémon adventure/platformer/RPG hybrid. Maybe focusing on the Pokémon Rangers, where you use a combination of wits, gear, and your small team of Pokémon to explore different ecosystems, stop poachers, track down mysterious pollution, and discover new things about Poké-ecology. I have been wanting this…

God I love that game. Although I would hope the sequel had maybe 60% fewer mountain lion attacks…

I would go for Boris Vallejo.

Oh cool, word salad.

Well, that's what I said when I heard there would be a fourth Mad Max… So I have hope.

On the moral scale, sex with a deactivated replicant is about the same as a zombie-themed fleshlight. Which I might add, is a) a real thing, and b) called the "necro feel-ya"

I don't agree with you on the normal typing for wolves, but you have to think that if it's really gonna represent the Starks, its final evolution should be ice/psychic. What with warging and everything.

Please use the term "The popular fan theory where Gregor and Sandor Clegane battle one another during Cersei's trial by combat."

The night is dark and full of Doritos.

"Terrific dorm room posters." Pretty mild praise, internet!

Major props to Brian Grazer for trying so hard to tease something that nobody asked for or is looking forward to.

How does it keep up with the news like that?

This looks charming. I like the idea of deploying my expendable stunt double into dangerous situations.

To be fair, there was a time when being one of the funniest guys on The Daily Show was a pretty high bar to clear.

Look, I don't just keep one lying around the house, if that's what you're asking. Fresh picked may seem like a lot of effort, but really it's the only way.

There is a koan in here somewhere.

Remember that bag of dicks I promised to eat if Clegane Bowl happened this episode? Yep. Everyone watch me not eat them. I can't believe an actual oddsmaker gave that 2 to 1 odds.

And Guy Clark.

If I lose this bet (which I won't), I will post a full video to youtube of my dickbag eating.