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Ah, the future. Apparently, we will have the technology to harness black holes and hook two of them up to a fully restored, 70 year old sportscar, but we will be powerless to recreate the mysteries of a computer with 64 KB of RAM.

I guess I will have to watch this. I love LBJ - I think he was a deeply fascinating, complicated person who did both heroic and terrible things. But at least from the commercials, it seemed like Cranston was aiming more for Foghorn Leghorn than for LBJ… I hope I got the wrong impression.

True story time! I know Jim Marrs - his wife taught my high school art class. He judged an essay competition that I entered, and was so taken by my writing that he invited me to come to see his private library, so he could "show me how things really work." I, as you can imagine, politely declined.

I am excited for this album, of course. But honestly, after Guy Clark died this week, I am really starting to worry about Dylan. I'm not sure any of the greats are gonna make it out of 2016 alive. When Bob goes, I'm going to be crushed.

BoJack started weak for about 5 episodes, then consistently knocked it out of the park for another season and a half.

Oooh no word if that mysterious, handsome gentleman Carlos Danger will be in this film?

Be sure to stick around for the post-credits stinger, teasing the shitty mobile game shared cinematic universe!

The first time I saw Death Proof was in a theater - the full cut, without having seen the Grindhouse version. Near-perfect within its intentions is a good description. The final chase scene is masterful, and it literally made me burst into spontaneous applause. Plus, one of QT's best soundtracks.

"Thinly Veiled Mongols" was an excellent National Geographic article.

Oil fires can't climb dirt steps! Wake up, sheeple! Vaes Dothrak was an inside job!

Yes on your last point! Bing Bong doesn't really hit me hard, but when that core memory comes out two different colors, that is a damned powerful moment of storytelling, and I tear up just thinking about it.

Go Set a Watchman is not a sequel. That is a fact. There is no arguing about it. The book is an early, rejected draft of To Kill a Mockingbird, and it is disingenuous to consider it as a separate, freestanding work of any sort.

This is like the exact opposite of a Crosley turntable with Optimus Prime drawn on it.

I honestly don't understand the point of this at all.

If she called him a roundhead, people would think he was a supporter of the Parliamentary party in the English Civil War.

Ooh I can see that.

With all the hallmark greeting cards and plush dolls and sappy memes featuring the characters, I often forget how sharp, subversive, dark, surreal, and brutally honest Peanuts could be. At its best, it was really closer to BoJack Horseman than to Garfield.

Aww, don't leave out Barristan Selmy. His response to being called too old is one of the more badass lines in the series so far. "Even now I could cut through the five of you like carving a cake."

Thank you for this review! I don't have any jokes to make. Erdrich is without a doubt one of America's finest living novelists, telling fascinating, honest, funny, and moving stories. I had no idea she had a new book coming out - I'm off to buy it right now.

Yeah, but if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.