The pope has got it, and so do you!

HOT TAKE ALERT: Spokesman was a pretty good song. "Who the fuck is Felicity? I've got problems of my own!"

So on my first reading, I thought he said his cousin is "real into crystal and shit." As in, crystal meth? Which made his friend's comment of "well, it's nice that she has a kid" come of as heartbreakingly oblivious. I was like, woah, what a dark turn for this comic that started out about DuckTales.

I don't know. I support redistribution of wealth, I've helped Syrian refugees resettling in the U.S., and I have embraced my hair loss. Pretty sure all of those things make Donald pretty uncomfortable.

What is really surreal is hearing the NCAA talk about themselves as part of the " higher education community."

But didn't you read the blurb? This is going to be both new and contemporary!

Hey, no fair using real ones.

I love this book. Maybe I'll finally have to stop getting free trials of Hulu on various fake email addresses and actually pay them some money…

(It's a metaphor for sex, but Cartoon Network doesn't like to talk about it)

I just saw NBC News post about it on facebook with the depressingly honest lede "WEST WING: C. J. Cregg makes a surprise return to the White House and brings several laughs"

I thought that, but I did remember the current press secretary's name. Because, as Colbert noted, Josh Earnest is the perfect name for a White House press secretary - it literally means "Just kidding. But seriously."

I was in junior high when the West Wing was on, but I'm not culturally illiterate.

Weirdly, I loved Christmas in the Heart so much. Dylan made such beautiful Andrews-Sisters-esque arrangements for his background singers, and really put together some inventive and lovely takes on Christmas standards. Then he lets his voice cut through them like a tortured buzzsaw.

I would buy a Bob Dylan western swing album in a heartbeat.

It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a spambot like Bettyareed.

Boy, tough room. Who in their right mind would go to a White House press briefing, see C.J. Cregg come up to the podium, and not clap or laugh or anything?

If this is the thread where unpopular people beg strangers to be their friends on Miitomo, please sign me up.

One of my favorite games is Calculords. It's math and strategy based, but never in a stressful way. It's also got adorable art and clever writing.

Yes! I just want to say I love this feature. Thanks for turning me on to a new group last month, and I'm sure I'll buy at least one of these next month.

Hmm, tempting… But if I were going to give DreamWorks to an eclectic animator named Don, it would be Hertzfeldt.