Mikey Day is solid:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Jen: Uh-huh… How long have you been disabled?
Roy: Ten years?
Jen: Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question.
Roy: …Acid?

Jews in America are most commonly white and are frequently the objects of hate crimes. The decision is to call persecuting someone for their religious beliefs as a hate crime isn't really that bold.

Not to be a nudge, but M. Emmet Walsh.

How you going to do a story about Gandalf's sword without mentioning its name? Nerd fail.