It's true, and he obviously has no right for being put out when he doesn't get sex at the drop of a hat. I just think his focus was more on the second half of the letter, the half everyone's ignoring because the first could be a little outrageous, and I wanted to represent another possibility that I don't see being…

"Seems like prime material for a future For Our Consideration."

Oh man, it's going to be Civil War all over again in my house. My girlfriend's been lubin' panties for Vin Diesel since she was exposed to his quarter-mile-at-a-time lifestyle in the first Fast and the Furious , and I, I have but no choice other than to follow my hatred of Jabronis. This could get rough.

It's funny, because knowing things about sports is lame!

I thought they were hilarious in how hard he reached to incorporate them (free agents?) and wanted them to be a more deliberate thing.

Personal sharing time!

I've had this frustration in a relationship before, though. There's always SOMETHING going on—another dinner party, another night out—and that SOMETHING always seems to have a higher priority than sex. Then, when you get back from the event, everyone's tired and sex doesn't happen. The guy maybe gets a little…

As "MART of the Curious George multiverse?!" Stupid monkey!

That actually might be the worst ways to watch it because one of BVS's weird flaws is that it barely makes sense from scene to scene if you're paying attention. If you're doing laundry you're going to be like, "Is Lex force feeding someone a Jolly Rancher? And what now, it's the apocalypse or something? Wait, Lois…

I recently watched it on a late afternoon after checking it out from the library with coal-mine-low expectations, and my reaction was mostly "This is boring and stupid, but it didn't murder my mom or anything."

Dude, it's to the point where every time I see you make a comment that DOESN'T attack the MCU I'm surprised.

Some trailers leave you with vague strokes though. The Alien trailer is obviously a classic example of giving an idea of a movie's atmosphere and premise without letting you know every single thing that happens. From watching that you could probably surmise "survival story in space," which is really just the same as…

I just always liked that idea better anyway. I thought it gave the Pokemon world a lot more life and personality.

I don't remember where in the Declaration it says "A bunch of old has-been astronauts fuck with Alaska's shit when Alaskans try to return a mountain to the ancient and sacred name it held for thousands of years before honkeys got there, said sacred mountain having been renamed for some care-taker motherfucker who got…