You're not alone (in feeling old and angry). This is one of my favorite songs of all time, and this sucked.

*rimshot*

To be fair, I had the image of "Meat Loaf's sweaty posterior mottled with zits and cellulite, pumping rhythmically up and down over a prone form" in my head waaaaay before ever hearing that song.

I dunno. Sounds anti-Semitic to me. Or maybe pro-Semitic?
*looks in dictionary*
Oh, nevermind.

Could you please explain why without providing any spoilers? Was considering reading it (or hate-reading it if need be).

That line makes much more sense when you realize she's unconscious.

Your sister sounds like one of those hopeless fixer-upper types. You know the type "I CAN CHANGE HIM!" I hope she snaps out of it.

Dang it, pixie! Our disagreement about Sarah Silverman aside, I like the cut of your jib!

"…and Your Anus Is A Playground"

I know what it means in sexual context. That's why I cracked up.

Who Is the Bigger Douche (Music Division)? John Mayer or Adam Levine? Please vote now. Our lines are open.

Son, we've never left. Turns out we've been in Kansas the whole time.

Hi John!

hahaha. Belichick is so good though he'd probably be able to find a way to use one of those housewives to improve their run defense.

So this is what it sounds like…
When Nerds Cry.

I won't belabor this (or try not to), as i actually have to stop procrastinating and go back to work!, but I would point out the following things:

a) It's always ninjas with you, isn't it?
b) When the only tool you have in the toolbox is standing back-to-back, then every problem becomes being surrounded by ninjas.

He got older and angrier (which is fine), but that rage somehow negated his ability to say anything, you know, clever. He just started ranting (without being funny). And his targets were now exclusively on the left (e.g., jokes about political corruption during the reign of King George II that somehow fail to…

Yeah, for me, Simmons is the one thing that keeps me away from Grantland.

also agree (not that it applies to this case). The fact that freedom of speech is only protected from government overreach is no longer a very effective check/balance when SuperCorps arguably now have unchecked power which exceeds the government's.