"Kind of like how there's no difference of opinion that you're an asshole!"

At some point, I just stopped getting invited. : (

Yet another reason I like visiting AVCLUB. So many fellow nerds (of all ages) always finding a way to make me laugh.

DID HE GO THERE? OH NO, HE DI'N'T!

lol, i am actually very old, unhip and futilely trying to pass myself as "young" and "with it". You got me, man.

Feigning offense? Do you have the eerie power to read men's minds?

Must… applaud… Bill… Maher… if only… could reach… lead shield.

Oh Silly Billy with his Edgy Wedgy Shtick.

Completely agree. He somehow manages to combine whimsy and smugness into one unappealing concoction.

Pay for something else (something worthy) and sneak in to it, if you must hate-watch.

Listen to the original London Cast recording! You'll thank me for it.

The original London Cast recording (with Ian Gillan and Murray Head) is by far, the best version.

Those are NYC theater prices (expensive). There are some ways to get around that though. There's a chance tix could be made available via TKTS (the discount ticketer - usually around 50% off. Google "TKTS".). Also, you could keep an eye out for discount codes found on theater websites like theatermania. Hope this…

Which movie in the trilogy will feature his blinding of immigrants?

The ball's condition affects fumbling.

Your Sulu/Chekov butthole exchange was rendered with exquisite sensitivity.

Nothing validates my exquisite taste like overlaps with an official "Best of" list, and nothing makes me more apoplectic than differing inclusions/exclusions from said list. Harumph!

Or great publicists.

Precisely! After reading the book and hearing of Affleck's casting, I couldn't think of anyone better for that part. (This is the one and only time I've ever thought that about Affleck.)

+1 for "thriftstore gouda"