Cash does depreciate. Its called inflation.

Wearing a fake Rolex is about making fun of people who paid for a real one. If it tricks a few people into treating you like a big deal, so much the better.

Every restaurant has that one person who's been there so long and put up with so much shit from customers that they're just aching to get some payback while still following the letter of the law. It is best to keep these people in the back of the house.

FYI the technology used in the Tupac Hologram was invented in 1862.

The story I heard (on NPR) was that it was unsold or defective accessories that were buried and the company would never throw out cartridges since they could be re-flashed with a new game.

booooooorrriiiiing

I remember the first time I heard this song at age 13 while waiting in a computer repair shop. It was so aggressively bland that I can still hear the chorus even now.

Somewhere in Kansas? The Replay is in Lawrence, goddamnit.

He narrated a nature documentary called "The Greatest Places"

So the odds are nil that a 5 year old would mash the spacebar in frustration when locked out by a password?

Who is Kenny Chesney?

Apparently you can't vote something both up and down.

The vibe I get from both the letter and the response is that it means he's ignorant of all the crazy things that gringos get up to and has to have it explained to him.

"Selling out" is when you produce art that you dislike because you think it will pay.

Do you swing your leg over the back of you're chair to sit down?

The fact that you've talked about it twice is what's weirding everyone out. It will still blow over, but bringing it up again is to be avoided. So you might want to cut back on the drinking for a while because you're sure to drunkenly try to address it.

People fight about money. If you "seriously reconsider your commitment" every time it happens, I wouldn't expect your relationships to last very long.

"Its even available meatless with a tuna or cheese sub"

How now, brown bureaucrat?

Fair enough, but according to that article, those are comments made by a former DJ in Mississippi sometime between 2004 and 2007.