It is EXCELLENT!!!!

"YUUUUUUUGE COCK!!"

My auto correct auto capitalizes both kardashian and trump. Which is infuriating. I backspace over the caps and make them lower case since I'm so mature.

I dated a guy in NYC who did this regularly. Really, all it takes is a relatively large penis (but not a massive one), an extremely flat belly and some flexibility.

I once asked my ex MIL if, when I dropped an entire 6-pack onto my big toe, she'd prefer that I yelled MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!! to GODDAMMIT!!! Her response was "oh, yes, absolutely".

Yeah. Ick.

Michelle's arms!!!

Brian Williams said about Bannon, "which, if true, means he's a gymnast".

"Oh, my g*d! Where were our go*damned f*cking c*cksucker GENERALS while LA was imploding? Getting their 2-inch c*cks sucked by Crooked Hillary? PATHETIC! Now, shut the f*ck up and tee off!"

And chin-removal surgery.

My money's on Sessions doing the bullet eating.

And boasted about "avoiding STDs" having been his own personal VietNam. That vaginas were land mines. And that he considered himself to be a "brave, proud soldier".

It IS a very cool show. Fie on all these naysayers.

Because dogs tend to talk like their owners do? Upspeak intentional

Sounds reasonable.

Couldn't have said it better myself! So I didn't.

Yes, I know he resents her natural leadership abilities and aura. He certainly doesn't seem as though he's close to screwing up the courage to even consider actually killing someone, though. Which would be why he didn't.

OK, I'd imagine this has been addressed somewhere but I managed to miss it and unfortunately find myself dozing off too often during this show…but what was up with Greg standing behind Maggie with that knife as she tried to dig up that little bush, acting as though he wanted nothing more than to shove it into her…

I really don't want Yuan to have a puppy! That boy is disturbed.

Who was being an asshole about it? She said that it came out of nowhere. Which it did.