as a hockey fan living in texas, I remember the first time I traveled to canada and watched HNIC thinking "hey! that's the guy from NHL 2002."

it seemed like it must have been post-lockout but when NBC went with doc for weekend games and playoffs I remember hating the dude so much at first. but honestly, it doesn't feel like the playoffs if he's not calling the games and I do find myself liking him.

and now let's go down to tony siragusa from some fuckin reason. goose?

i know what acquittal means. it does not mean "innocent" tho, i'm just saying if you're going to get on this hill you may want to find a different phrase than "duly found innocent"

now i may just be a simple country hyper-chicken but "duly found innocent" and "acquitted" aren't the same thing

joe rogan: im just asking questions

NO SYMPY FOR THE GENETIC FREAK

not saying he did it frequently, but "I AM…THE CREAM OF THE CROP" is from a pretty unanimously loved macho promo along with a ton of other amazing lines ("unjustifiably in a position I'd rather not be in…!")

paul ryan did a harambe tweet, if any outlandishly daring meme man wants to prove he's a bad enough dude to be possibly as funny and current as paul ryan

you won't be able to see me doing this* but im completely naked and dancing to "hooked on a feeling" while callista flockhart looks on

all your base
your base
base
base

i wonder if this summer of *reads writing on inside of arm* "dunk memes" for me is how people in their late 20s and early 30s felt about peanut butter jelly time and ceiling cat being driven mercilessly into the ground when i was a stupid 17 year old

i had to watch the "jeahhh" gif like five times through to confirm it was not actually some andy samberg character

surprisingly it can be both: people care about the olympics and enjoy watching them while also agreeing it's a tremendous waste of money.

it's significantly easier thanks to virtual console now. the original snes cart version was, and maybe still is, the hardest game I've been able to complete. having the ability to save anywhere is a real lifesaver but the game is still hard.

(extremely jean shorts voice) the sjws

tom petty is a good songwriter tho

as a personal favor to me can you defend the song "rude" by magic using as many anti-sjw terms as possible please

god, I consider R&C: Up Your Arsenal to be one of the top three games of my life and even with that I still forgot that the reboot came out this year. I even platinum-ed it.

sorry man we all thought you understood it by now. i have instructed blizzard to shut down the servers