This article does nothing to dispel my image of Japan being the weird-perverted-guy-who-hangs-out-at-the-playground of the world.

HELP: I was in a similar situation (Hi Dan. I posed a question at NYC Hump about my wife.) and I have to say that you need to leave. You're essentially a security blanket and the longer you remain in the relationship the worse the inevitable breakup will be. She may be bi. She may be a lesbian (highly likely). But the…

It's the Dope-ler Effect. The slower the geeking out of the scientist, the more baked they appear.

You know your stuff.