*avatar / typo synergy of the day*

When "a bit more moderate than Trump" is a selling point, we've already lost.

No, there's a Kid Rock song called All Summer Long that lazily samples both Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama.

It's the drums that give it away…

Nope, same song. Although the pedant in me wants to point out that Mr. Rock gave writing credits to both, so I don't think it really qualifies as a "rip off." A brain-dead assault on taste? Sure.

sings
flings
dings
brings
wings
clings

Yeah, I'm surprised they went with the low-hanging-fruit holiday record, as opposed to just about anything he did between Slow Train Coming and Time Out Of Mind.

I assume they just really wanted to have a Bob album in the top ten to wind people up.

Does System of a Down have a greatest-hits collection yet? Cuz if not, they really should (not) call it "Canonicity."

Okay, but I still call bullshit because his statements don't bother to distinguish between folks who are "actively transitioning" vs. folks who aren't. He just wants everyone who identifies as trans out of the military, full stop.

We. We have trashed so many norms. The shit he pulls wouldn't be half as disheartening if not for the fact that he continues to be able to pull it.

I would agree, except I had the same hopeful attitude about Donny's pre-election shenanigans torpedoing his chances in November, yet here we are, sooooo…

Only in his wet, wet dreams.

You're doing a bang-up job on both counts, sir.

I'm no expert on the dollars & cents involved, but the article seems to strongly suggest that the funds needed for trans members would be so relatively negligible in the grand scheme of things that it really is just ideological fuckery, kinda like claiming that we've just GOT to defund arts programs to rein in the…

"I am transphobic and I applaud President Trump's decision."

Fuck your hatred with a moldy spork, Donny.

APES WITH GUNS

What happens when you're Rand Paul, and your first and last names are backwards?

Well, internet-famous.