If the four-fingered glove fits…

Translation: "You can't fire me! I quit, brah!"

Hey, you guys forgot Betty Davis and Wanda Jackson…

None of that changes my opinion that "comic con" is a phrase that is generic to the point of absurdity. Can we stop talking circles around each other and just agree to disagree?

THE AV CLUB

But we're not talking about World Con, or NorWesCon, or BosCon. We're talking about the phrase "comic con," and we obviously disagree on whether it's sufficiently unique to warrant legal protection. Personally, I think "SDCC" is to "comic con" as "iPod" is to "MP3 player." Maybe I'd feel differently if "con" hadn't…

Same here. It was the first time I felt like I'd actually experienced the phrase "aircraft screaming overhead."

Yeah, fuck these guys. If they wanted to be the only SAN DIEGO Comic-Con, then sure. But wanting to TM "Comic-Con" in and of itself is about as sensible as Joey Butthole's Burgers & Shakes deciding nobody else should be able to use the phrase "Burgers & Shakes."

BUT IT SURE HELPS

If you want the newest member of the team to be Addicted-Writer-Man, turn to literally any page.

Either you forgot a comma, or we're all being filmed…

You're gonna be in quite the predicament if Russell Brand ever joins the Justice League.

Wait, so you guys censor f-bombs within actual articles, but not in said articles' headlines? I don't get it.

My parents are crazy for Talenti's too, and man, I just don't get it. I've tried three or four flavors and found them all average-to-mediocre. Meanwhile, there's a local gelato shop with some of the most amazing flavors I've ever had, and when they finally went there, it got a resounding "meh."

Ahh, so that's it! I'd always assumed it was due to artificial additives or something.

This guy knows what's up.

"Pitiful teen begs for attention and/or sweet sweet ad revenue"

*agrees with Leonardo Adrian Garcia, OBVIOUSLY*

I don't think I'm hairy enough to be an AV Cub :-(

This is just the kids' part of the story, they're working on a sequel for the grown-up Losers.