I'm guessing closer to five years, only because that's the exact and only reason we got The Amazing Spider-Man, and that was released five years after Spider-Man 3.

…and this would achieve what exactly?

And sometimes not even then - I was pretty disappointed in JAY-Z (TM) when I found out the line about "natural twins" is actually referencing Bey's breasteses.

How does one peak behind a curtain? Is that like some kinda napkin origami shit?

But he won't hear it unless he's in the Sprint(TM) Foyer.

After doing a double-take on the header image, I really wanna see Edgar Wright's "Baby River."

:(

Mr Toad was by far my favorite Disneyland ride as a kid, precisely because they send you to hell.

Indeed. No reason for you to apollygize for it.

-Our Glorious Leader, probably

Now I just want them to remodel the whole thing into an Apocalypse Now boat ride.

I recently watched The Rock for the first time in several years, and I burst out laughing during the scene where Connery's on the phone while driving the yellow sports car. I'd forgotten how hyperactive Michael Bay could get… granted, we're in a speeding car, but the amount of shaky-cam and constant (no, really,…

Down with consumerism!

Maybe it's just me, but even when the action is comprehensible, relentlessly fast cutting is still exhausting. Fast cuts certainly have their place, but in general I wish modern action films would slow. the. fuck. down.

Fuckin' Magneto, how does he work?

You'll have to forgive me (or not) for being fed up with the world's tendency to put pointless crap like "public image" and "branding" and "revenue streams" over the actual shit that's happening to actual people.

Should've told her he hung himself with Puma laces, just to see if she could manage to keep her human mask from slipping.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Priceline's corporate address*

It turns out, the racist machines were inside us all along!

"I only ever did this tour for you"