Man, I was almost cry-laughing when he busted out the BOWNJERRNO … the trailers made it pretty clear that Aldo was gonna be over-the-top, but I had no idea he'd be such a doofus.
jungleland
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Go on…
Burn After Reading
oh my godddddddddddddddddddddd this is horrifying
DON'T FUCK THE METH
Prostitaters?
That presumes that he actually considers what he's done "rape." Self-delusion's a hell of a drug.
No, he remembered, but he talked to it so much it just tuckered him right out.
Traveling Wilburys, duh
HOLY SHIT … I've no idea how many times I've seen the name "Maxine Waters" in tons of different album liner notes, yet I somehow never made the connection.
Until it no longer prompts a healthy titter.
Death Becomes Ms. Pac Man
The worst? Nah. It's terrible, but at least it's not boring.
SPACE-FACE
It can be two things: stylish and boring as dogshit.
POTATO
So what you're saying is, she's from the future?
Not being on social media also makes the world a much better place.