I was saying Boo-urrns.

"What's Brian doing to Santa's Little Helper?
"It looks like he's trying to jump over him, but he can't quite make it. Come on boy, you can do it!"

Even that car chase seemed tacked-on!

Stupid! You So Stupid!

Can't wait for the searching for the marble in the oatmeal photos

In other news, Fox announces that the Simpsons will finally be taken off the air just as soon as lasting peace and co-existence returns to the Middle East!

I read the one that has 'Dear Abby'

"Oh Sir Walter, really…"
Stephen Fry's great getting-the-joke reaction and subsequent suppresion always get me after that line.

Better Call Saul of the Molemen

Furthermore Dawn Pailthorpe, the lady show jumper, had a clam called Stafford!

Ha! Too late everybody! I is done already started with my God blessed job and am making upward of *8000! I is got the market cornered and the rest of you can whither jobless in your ahorrible economy! Mwuhahaha!

Well she turned me into a newt! I got better…

Ten years wars with no TV or beer make Odysseus go something, something…

She's a witch! Build a bridge out of her!

Any early stuff like 'Katmandu'?

Flagged for the use of 'Full House', 'teenage girls' and 'fiddle' in the same sentence.

I heard that he fell in love with the script. And his recent trouble with the IRS sealed the deal!