We've found our first pull quote!

It's like, how much more "indie" could this be? And the answer is-none. None more "indie"

Walton Goggins starring in a Tarantino. Are we sure this isn't a dream?

Tough luck for Lisa because as we know, the computer business is too competitive.

You shot me!

You do NOT want to be on a cruise ship when dysentery breaks out. Knocking on the door of the men's bathroom asking "Will you be out any time soon?"

Double the blood stains in my underwear!

Well folks, looks like mother fucker's DIDN'T forget about Dre!

I CAN'T STAND HER STAND UP BUT REALLY ADMIRE WHAT SHE'S DOING FOR GUN CONTROL AHHHHHH HELP CONFLICTING EMOTIONS FATAL ERROR

I'd like a replica Ken Cosgrove eye patch, please.

Uhhhhh what's with the weird "How I Met Your Mother" looking polaroids design?

Shout out to Elle Fanning for being the charming and talented foil to her irritating sister Dakota.

"That's my chopper you just thrashed, BROSEF!"

Looks like he's deleted it…too late bro. Too late.

The trailer looked so generic, but I'm a fan of everyone involved. So I guess the reviews are swaying me towards seeing it-though I know I'll probably either love it or hate it, and nothing in between.

For your consideration: Fixing A Hole.

Cool Story Bro Moment:

I was looking down at something when Paul's killer walked up behind him, and suddenly I heard my wife go "(LOUD GASP) No no no no no!"

My wife can't over over how he looks. Literally all she could talk about as we watched it.

Ah yes, I can totally see the resemblance between the kitchens!