Now we'll never know how stupid the hydrogen is!

Pictured above: Hugh Grant in The Mummy

Hey, did you guys hear this story about all of the Lone Ranger's budget disappearing?!

@avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus , we all know that's not how the internet works. Come now.

I was gonna say something witty and funny but uh….fuck Pitchfork and their pompous, holier-than-thou hipster selves.

Who?

Yuck.

"Screw the system man, and religion!"

JESUS HORNY! JESUS FUCK! FIRE BAD!

Didn't Charlie Sheen's character fall off a cliff or something? Maybe the whole house falls of a cliff?

Does David Cross ever acknowledge he was in both Alvin In The Chipmunk Movies, be it in stand up sets or whatever else?

So it's like your grandpa telling you these antiquated jokes that you have to laugh politely at?

Meanwhile, Ron Howard was laughing at his friend Jerry when he asked him to borrow some money again, after The Lone Ranger flopped horribly.

I got a rock.

Well, I can tell Sean can't wait to see it!

Also so great. The pot giggles…really damn funny

Oh, definitely. Hell, Coraline really creeped ME out, I can't even imagine that movie as a 7 year old!

True story: when I was a kid, the X-Files theme alone scared the hell out of me. Maybe it was the association?

"Lady Gaga" and "weird" in the same sentence?

I'm Looking Through You is probably my 2nd favorite Beatles song of all time (behind A Day In The Life) but for some reason I can't grasp onto the Anthology version. Totally with you on Across The Universe though!