Hot Take: The children are adorable, but the background looks like the entrance to a hedge maze and that's always a bad omen.

Speak for yourself.

I'm somewhat surprised that she's not in charge of her own micronation by now.

I'm actually not familiar with his more recent statements on his beliefs.

Jesus Christ, if Hillary had done/said/etc 1/100th of what Trump is responsible for then she'd been in prison already and Democrats would be happy about it too.

Very glad that my state isn't letting itself be fucked.

Has somebody made the "Kid Rock, newly appointed Ambassador to the United States from Flavortown, vows to exploit his diplomatic immunity to its fullest" joke yet?

God help us.

The first Ip Man film is so damn good that I've not seen the later ones out of worry that it would ruin the good vibes.

The Vulture article singled out the "chill" and "ambient" related playlists explicitly.

Who knew that music would end up being the key to solving Seasonal Affective Disorder?

Even if I understand the motivation as to why they did this, I still feel confused… somehow.

Trump has worn me down rather quickly. It's not as if he made a statement about having sex with a family member there, did he? Or did he make any comments that were possibly teetering on the bridge of nuclear war? Or… man, fuck… this Presidency is not good for sanity.

Does anyone else spy a 'Hi How Are You' Daniel-Johnston-esque alien on the wall for the cover image?

As a serious fan of Dion, including not just his 50s era material but his later stuff that's light rock in a Bread / Seals & Croft fashion, I'm like… yeah, this all just sounds "Old Man Yells At Cloud".

I would say "no, thank you" but half of that comment would be a lie.

If we get to "acceptance" as a country, then we're genuinely fucked. And I mean fucked in the serious sense. In the "stockpile goods and try your best to flee to Canada, Mexico, or wherever you can go because it's Civil War II time" sense.

He's a Republican, a conservative, and a Christian, so naturally he can do things like brag in print about cheating with supermodels and also do things such as pay women to have abortions to cover up what he does.

If Obama had done half the horrible shit that the Trumps have done, then he'd not just not be President— he'd be in jail, liberals would've likely been the ones that put him there, and the country as a whole would be in a consensus about it (akin to what happened to, say, Blago in Illinois).

This isn't that big of a deal, yes, but it's pretty frustrating given that Trump merges his business interests with his governmental interests tightly and involves his family with that big mess. It's naked plutocracy. Period.