Spike.

How is it possible I'm the first nerd to point out it's "BITE my shiny metal ass"?

"I wanna feel you on the outside"

Aerokraften.

I knew there was a Spongebob reference somewhere in all of this. Kudos.

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Saint Ralph, which is a quiet little Canadian gem about a teenaged boy who believes that winning the Boston Marathon will be the miracle needed to pull his mother out of her coma.

Max's dog in The Road Warrior — such an ignoble death.

Kerfuffle? More of an arglebargle (or possibly a foofaraw) from where I'm sittin'.

It's got a great end-credits sequence, but I'd call it a bad sign that the best, most memorable bits are in the end credits.

Of course. What was I thinking?

I thought the Simpsons' God had five fingers.

More like 'deer', I'd argue. One Lego, many Lego.