It's the only reason I get any upvotes, really.

Look, I know I'm not the first to make a variation on that joke, but that's why I sound so impatient. This will be the LAST joke about his name sounding like an instruction.

Anton can goddamned well jack HIMSELF off.

Bummer. His score for "The Land Before Time" often enters my mind.

My copy even says "Take that, Hüskers!" on the inner sleeve.

I had the same band name a number of years ago, but no band to attach it to.

Years ago I had the idea of calling a band Crystal Methodist. Should have done it while I had the chance. Now these punks beat me to it.

"gnashing their together in frustration" - what does that even mean?

Oh. No Beta.

Uh, excuse me? A little something called 'Funky Cold Medina', perhaps? THAT'S where it all began.

She lost me at "…in the early ’90s…hip-hop was starting…"

I first heard Crow's other band, Thingy, on a great free sampler CD from Absolutely Kosher Records in 2005. This is depressing.

Most of these responses involve an otherwise ideal experience ruined by someone else. Hell truly is other people.