I'm sure he will be once it's revealed Vernon is Lindsay's Baby Daddy.

Did I miss it, or was there not any reference to the way Santa "knows when you're awake"?

My wife had only ever seen Shawshank Redemption in TBS's many, many airings of the movie. She cried when I explained to her that Tim Robbins was not, in fact, successful at defending himself against would-be rapists.

Rhythm & Blues - low ratings, creatively horrific (with a splash of racism)