In the most "1997" crossover ever, the music video for Hanson's "River" features Weird Al as the earing guy from Titanic, trying to get the ocean jewel from an elderly, Hanson-obsessed Rose. https://youtu.be/MxtjUxwXh4A

I was in second grade when I first heard Kryptonite. I made my mom take me to Target to buy Radio Disney KidJams, and I wrote down every word of the song and read it until I had it memorized, because it was the greatest song I had ever heard. Those words are etched into my brain.