Nah, MGS2 gives it away. When you're running through Arsenal Gear, Snake shows off the infinite ammo bandana.

I totally recommend it. There are some additional touches that play into the game's theme as well, e.g. your team's incidental conversation ("reloading!" "clear!") gets rougher and angrier the more they've been through, and your melee finishers instead of cleanly dispatching enemies become repeatedly pounding a man's…

My recollection is that they also threatened to kill your team if you didn't make a decision. I waited and one of the snipers winged me, which was the game's version of a warning shot.

How drunk do you have to be to forget you weren't in a helicopter crash?

This shouldn't be too hard to improvise, the regular Lego men just pull apart.

Hey, stop objectifying… oh, wait.

But without ranking them, how can you write a listicle about it?

My secret is to drink a lot of alcohol until you don't feel nervous anymore. Shhh! Don't tell anybody.

Beaten by seconds!

If you can get by without a car, I think that's probably the way to go. I don't know anything about a National Driver's License Registry, but the SR-22 stuff I've heard is a real pain. Since the DUI is a criminal thing it would still show up on the MVR, but you should be coming up on that 5-year date. That said, my…

The timeframe varies from state to state. For the Motor Vehicle Report, which is where convictions showed up, it was usually 5 years. For those with their own funny rules (CA, MI, others) it could be shorter. For what we called the CLUE, which would report involvement in accidents, it was typically only two years.

I used to work for an insurance company, checking folks' DMV reports against what they'd volunteered in their application. I only ever saw one guy who had been convicted of Vehicular Homicide. The applications also had a space for occupation; he'd written "Police Officer".

That's incredible. Mobile grass! This future we live in is pretty lousy, but at least some of it's entertaining.

Great column, Cameron. Reminds me a lot of a subway experience I had while in DC last summer, where a guy started a fight with me for having an alternative lifestyle haircut. They're angry about our existence, no two ways about it.

All TVs have that feature by default.

I used to have to deal with Charter, and actually got into a screaming match with their rep on the phone. When I finally closed the account, I went to the building to return the modem during off-hours and found a sign reading "Don't return modems through mail slot." I whipped that thing through the mail slot so…

All that hate for Red Dawn's gonna burn you up, kid.

Seth Rogen is an American hero for making a movie standing up for the freedom of speech! Seth Rogen is a pariah for criticizing a movie!

Hey, Tyson made a dumber mistake than I did in my comment on the other thread about Deflate-gate! I guess I should feel good?

But it's probably an important part of her character!