This troll apparently looked up my commenting history and did this shit to me on The Solute… replying to a day-old comment I made about the upcoming 4K remasters of the Nolan Batman movies.
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They sound like bastards in a basket.
He was trying to say the name of the image provider that Ege used for that response, but couldn't quite get it right. He also mistakenly thought the source of that gif was Y tu mama tambien, and also got the American translation of the title wrong.
I want everyone to appreciate the Sophie's Choice I had to make between the many 20th Century Women gifs that would be appropriate in this situation. I don't throw the phrase "hero" around very often, but I think it applies.
Mooch is playing this in his car while he cries and tries to suck his dick.
Sam Shepard too
I have to appreciate Blank Check for turning what probably would have been their most popular episode into maybe their most surreally unfocused, for-fans-only episode yet (with the only other contenders being for acknowledged "minor" films like The Visit and The Abyss).
In the first bit of good news to come from it in a long-ass time, Bradford Young is still the cinematographer of the Han Solo movie.
Wow, more like The Problematic Not Real Randy Jackson.
At least this probably gave Mike White enough money to direct another movie this year.
It screened, the embargo just doesn't lift until a few minutes from now. Which is even more promising!
To anybody wondering what happened to Jay Pharoah after SNL dropped him; he's in that secret movie Steven Soderbergh shot on an iPhone. So he's doing just fine, really.
The same critic who told me that Logan Lucky would be "a straight banger" (I'll protect their identity by only saying that their name sorta rhymes with Tabasco) just told me and other members of the Dissolve Facebook group that The Emoji Movie is "worldview-darkeningly bad".
Honestly, doing all that stuff makes you a worse person when you do shit like this, because you'd think any of those experiences would make you more empathetic than not empathetic at all.