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They haven't jettisoned him yet. I would be extremely unsurprised if Justice League is his last film for DC (I can't imagine he'd want to continue holding the reins to a major franchise rather than spending more time with his family right now).

"Kyle Mooney with a mouth full of gummy bears" is quietly approaching Gummo bathtub levels of nightmare fuel.

1. 20th Century Women
2. Magic Mike/Haywire/Blue Jasmine
3. The Tree of Life

Malick, baybee! Dr. Doom just running through all those Latvian fields of wheat!

It's funny how hard the Inhumans ads are pushing it being shown in IMAX theaters, because it appears to be filmed in a middle school gym and looks less cinematic than the average episode of NCIS.

The Logan Lucky embargo lifts this coming Monday, and one critic (who shall remain nameless lest they be murdered by Bleecker Street's goons) was nice enough to message me after seeing it and tell me that it's "a straight banger" and that I'll love it.

Sorry for this major spoiler, but he's apparently in Dunkirk too.

Fuuuuuuuck, The Shape of Water trailer is good.

Hello, Out of Sight is still an amazing movie. Goodbye.

1. 1968
2. Night of the Comet
3. Six
4. The Crazies

The pee tape, actually.

It's incredible how succinctly these last two posts sum up pretty much all of my contributions to this group in the last year or so.

Little known fact: Garmonbozia is grown in Uzbekibekibekistanstan.