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The Narrator
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This is shot by Sean Porter, the DoP of Green Room, Kumiko the Treasure Hunter, and my favorite film of the last five years (whose cinematography is crucial to its emotional effect), 20th Century Women. It's an, uh, interesting choice for someone who's worked exclusively in the indie world, but at least this is

How Can The Girlfriend Experience Be Real If Our Girlfriends Aren't Real.

At one point in the movie, Susan exasperatedly shouts at her son, “We are not killing the police commissioner, and that’s final!” as if she’s putting her foot down about a second portion of ice cream.

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS's full take.

First Tiptoes, and now it's been compared to "Walker told me I have AIDS".

I have read two separate reviews of this that specifically compare it to the Gary Oldman-is-a-little-person masterpiece Tiptoes.

btw, this is Bobby Moynihan's first post-SNL movie. I think the Piece of Toast is successfully trying to blackball him from Hollywood.

Yeah, but would she kill an unsavory neighbor with a sniper rifle?

Honestly, I would trust him with a Star Wars movie so much more than I would Trevorrow.

You do not know how much I want this movie to end with the revelation that Michael Pitt used his powers to give Henry a brain tumor because audiences see so many weepie cancer movies.

Dean Norris's villainous character in this movie literally has "Sick" in his last name.

I mean, the script was for real first written in 1998…

Release the hounds.

Okay, I heard that it lifts at midnight tonight. God willing.

See, I don't think that will be the case. The reviews of that movie were certainly very bad, but it didn't sound crazy. On the other hand, this appears to have actually broken the brains of several good critics (David Sims is basically still in a catatonic state because of it).

I'm not getting any clear answers on that from online, alas.