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Also, while I wholly support any stanning for Spielberg's superb 2000s run, maybe A.I. over Munich?

tfw daddy is home

Feel free to add "Probably the greatest film ever made!" -The Narrator as a pull quote to them.

I believe the pee tape is our future, teach it well and let it lead the way.

The Universal DVD from 2008 is bare-bones but pretty good quality (and apparently the most accurate to its intended look).

No, I saw Old Dogs, that would result in his face being frozen into a grotesque Black Dahlia smile.

Soderbergh and Damon need to get back together and get us The Informant! 2: Son/Writer of The Informant.

Meanwhile, on Twitter…

I wish Edgerton got more attention for his work in Loving last year, I thought he was quietly heartbreaking and every bit the equal of Negga.

Buuuuuuullshit on the placement of "No Reply". That would be in my top ten.

Fact (I can't in good conscience call it fun): The six (6) people credited as writers on The Mummy have been responsible for the scripts for The Usual Suspects, Spielberg's War of the Worlds, Mission: Impossibles 1, 3, and 5, Carlito's Way, Rachel Getting Married, Jurassic Park, Panic Room, and Edge of Tomorrow.

I am shocked, shocked, that The Mummy is not good.

I am now watching Old Dogs, because I no longer possess shame.

3. Year of the Dog (written and directed by Mike White!)

Ellie Sattler!

I keep mistaking your new avi for M. Night Shyamalan.

Hate to break it to you, but he's already done filming it. This movie is a way to keep him occupied during the long post-production.

The fact that this Spielberg Pentagon Papers movie is also a fucking Mr. Show reunion is somehow like the fourth most exciting thing here.

These people are all in the next Spielberg movie (in addition to Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep).