Guys, Sofia Coppola… is a good director.

I actually didn't. This is Zsigmond's second appearance on MST3K, after The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.

I noticed in the reprise of Fallon and Dratch's Masshole characters how pronounced the bags under Fallon's eyes were.

Tonight, my sister divulged her ranked list of her Community crushes. They are as follows:

Get Out: It's a miracle that I avoided spoilers for this for so long (if it wasn't for the damn MTV Movie Awards, I'd have been spoiled on none of it), and thank god for it, because I was most definitely not expecting the turn into this being Being John Malkovich with the ratio of laughs to existential terror reversed…

Thank you to everybody comparing this to The Stepford Wives because you threw me off the scent of it actually being Being John Malkovich with the ratio of laughs-to-existential terror reversed.

I'm debating whether or not to bother reviewing a movie everybody has already seen and seen again, but I want to confirm the rumor going around town that Get Out is a good movie.

I was thinking more Out of Sight 2.

There's already a theory that there's actually an immediate follow-up album coming out on Easter Sunday (which coincides with him playing Coachella).

Yeah, Men in Black 3 is solid, and Paul Thomas Anderson loves it (to the point that I wonder if him casting Josh Brolin as Bigfoot Bjornsen wasn't based on his performance in it).

Probably the monstrous Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (which actually has a really good Sandra Bullock performance, but nothing else redeemable), but I have to acknowledge the awfulness of The Sea of Trees, where I was probably one of three people in the entirety of the country to go to a theater to see it. I was…

'member that in Sean Penn's refugee movie, Jean Reno plays a character named Dr. Love (no first name, apparently)?

Oh, I remember very well. That movie's fate was even funnier because it still hasn't gotten a release despite being lead by attractive movie stars and being directed by a famous actor, and because I've yet to see a single person react to it with anything besides pure blinding hatred.

This checks out, this was pretty much how the Cannes audience reacted to his last movie.

So, to be clear, there's almost no way that Michel Hazanavicius's Jean-Luc Godard movie isn't this year's annual critical disaster at Cannes, right? His last movie to play Cannes was so bad that no U.S. distributor would touch it despite it being helmed by a recent Best Director winner and starring Annette Bening,…

A simple answer to that; James Gray didn't give into Harvey Weinstein's demands for it (including drastically shortening it and giving it a completely ludicrous happy ending), so Weinstein washed his hands of it in revenge.

Soderbergh has two movies coming out, you know the answer.

I don't think he's a great actor (although this may very well change my mind), but I honestly don't mind him that much. He's got a vaguely friendly, doofy way about him that makes me tolerate his screen presence more than, say, Aaron Taylor-Johnson's stubborn blankness in Godzilla. And I thought he was genuinely good…

Yeah, I watched Little Odessa last night, and I don't think many people in that movie say more than one sentence at a time, let alone make grand speeches.

Ignatiy on James Gray is always a fantastic read