What in the bejesus fuck?

WHAT

Just be thankful these Oscars spread the wealth much more than they were expected to.

My god, I've been burned by someone on their first day back after like a year.

I was really wondering why you didn't lead with her.

(also, I may have liked Joel Edgerton more than Ruth Negga, don't do the Disqus equivalent of at-ing me)

I mean, once you start breaking these wins down into "but [blank] was so much better", only madness lies ahead.

This was pretty much in the bag, tho.

Michael Shannon is in the Loving clip!

Ehhh, it was pretty much 50-50 him and Denzel.

Casey cried at his own clip, he's just like us!

And in Manchester, he reconciled with the girl who stabbed him with leftie scissors.

I agree, it's very funny. And it and Manchester show Lonergan as a great writer about panic attacks.

Oh, it's a good movie, it's just that it and Meet the Parents are the comedies that came before De Niro became almost exclusively a shitty comedy actor.

The writing categories are good!!!!!!!!

Yes, he was personally responsible for Robert De Niro's downfall (between that and Analyze This).

I'm amazed he actually has the ability to smile.

Kenny got it!!!!!

This is not a drill, Che: Part Two was just used as part of a Rolex ad.

Miles Teller's is 100% true to real life.