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Guillermo Navarro is shooting the pilot episode of Star Trek: Discovery! So at least someone involved with Hannibal is actually hands-on with it.

Michael Flynn has resigned.

I apologize, here's something to counter that.

A stopped clock smeared in feces is still right twice a day.

grumblegrumble He should be closer to it because he should've been nominated for Young Adult.

Even if you were a bad person (which you aren't), you wouldn't be nearly the worst person to say almost exactly that.

Ask him all about The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

I at least like that they've dropped the initial prisoner angle on Conway and made her closer to her actual, fame-monster self.

Hooooooooooo boy. The short version is that this commenting community (and its Twitter offshoot) was catfished for going on five years, the long version is here.

Most of my weekend thus far has been spent finding about layer upon layer of the absurdly lengthy, elaborate grift I and many others were subjected to here. I just want to establish that I am real, and I control no other accounts here, except maybe whatever one you like the most.

Wait a minute… you're marrying someone literally named "Quirky"? Who lives in a country different than yours? GODDAMNIT DOM, HOW MANY LEVELS DOES THIS GRIFT HAVE????

My only qualm about my list is that I cannot give 20th Century Women literally all of the points.

Just something like "I'm a widow now. I can't believe it."

Last night, somebody tweeted that "Dom" had created a Manic Pixie Dream Girl for himself, and I was stunned by how perfectly that fit everything he did in that "account", between the Eternal Sunshine/Ramona Flowers hair, the quirky jobs, and the wacky Brit thing (plus, her immediately post-"death" tweet read almost

Ooh, expression of gratitude for acknowledgement of apparent providing of enjoyable online experience! Compliment about commenter's own ceaseless positivity and cat gifs at all times.

Is your quirky British girlfriend real?

It's Dom!