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OH SHIT David Holmes is scoring both Logan Lucky and Mosaic!!!!!

It'll be followed by the prequel, i'm going to army,.

Also, Darren Aronofsky's next movie is called mother!.

Remember when Paramount and Brad Pitt were trying to get David Fincher, the man who regards his experience making a sequel in a preexisting franchise as maybe more traumatic than the death of a loved one, to make World War Z 2?

Annette Bening is playing the governor of Louisiana in American Crime Story season 2!

On Saturday I watched Greenberg, and then on Sunday While We're Young. I promised myself I'd watch maybe 20 minutes of Frances Ha and then go to sleep around 1:30, and I finished the whole thing and went to sleep around 3:00. What a fucking good movie.

Look on the bright side, everybody; every critic who's seen it seems to agree that John Wick 2 absolutely owns.

Do you want to go to lunch sometime, though?

(I realized halfway through this that this reads like an endorsement of the Pats or their dipshit brigade. I apologize for this error, and will resume posting exclusively Greta Gerwig content immediately.)

Yes Falcons, we're into BDSM. Big Damn Surprise Momentum.

This is why it's crucial to not give a solitary fuck about sports.

Go to a motel and find some soap.

I wish there were some thematically appropriate Greta Gerwig gifs I could share right now. I guess this one is okay, but I think it could be better.

I will actually break things if the Logan Lucky trailer doesn't premiere during Daytona Day.