That is not true, we all find unity in agreeing that M. Night Shyamalan is back.

You can't go from "ha, you all suck" to "I'm earnestly trying to fix the problems of the democratic party" without at least one comment bridging that gap.

Hey, Bryce Dallas Howard had every opportunity to stress-eat an apple pie for an extended period of time, and that didn't happen.

Blank Check with Griffin and David goes back to Shyamalan with their overview of Split

David Lowery's A Ghost Story has a 5-to-10-minute-long unbroken shot of Rooney Mara eating pie, the only element his Pete's Dragon was lacking.

You know, I could be down with a goofy CHiPs movie, but they chose the most poisonous route to go down with it. Even the Baywatch movie looks significantly better.

Isn't it totally gross when you're in the same room with dicks?

Split: If The Visit was Shyamalan proving that he could still make good movies, this is him proving he can still make great M. Night Shyamalan movies. A rock-solid thriller anchored to a really compelling mixture of themes and ideas from his previous work, some played straight (including, hilariously, the…

Kristen Stewart is hosting the next SNL!!!!!!!!

I saw 20th Century Women today, oh boy

I think this is my favorite.

Hey, you should totally see 20th Century Women, not just because of the Planned Parenthood donations or the timeliness to the marches today, but because it's an incredible movie that might be my favorite of the year.

I'm genuinely surprised it got that high, considering confusing endings are a surefire way to tank your Cinemascore and I have to imagine this movie's ending would baffle upwards of 70% of its viewers.

Or 2x2X2x.

Split's opening day total more than doubled that of xXx 2, and it's looking like it'll make upwards of $35 million for the weekend (already nearly four times its budget). It also got Shyamalan's best Cinemascore (a B+) since Sixth Sense.

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I saw Split today, oh boy

Honestly, more than Willis's cameo (which I fucking loved too), what really got me was the main theme of James Newton Howard's score playing over the final title card.

And he spends most of his screentime being mocked by Betty Buckley. I fucking loved it.

Okay, but did you see Split, though?