I AM SIMPSAN!!!

Wondering what ABC have that night? Hope it's The Colbys!!!

So, Mangum is may finally do what the Rousters didn't do three years earlier-Sank the Love Boat!!!

Next time: Taken reintroduces Liam Neeson as a grizzled Steven Seagal-esque badass and rings in a new era of aging A-list actors becoming B-movie ass-kickers.

• NBC says no to launching its own cable news network.

Take the Pirate one!!!

• The syndication cut of this episode _really_ rushes Coffey’s death scene. It’s terribly edited.

NO MORE GUEST ANIMATORS, MAN!!!-Bart Simpson

If you can't find "Summer Lovers", you might as well make up for it with "Grease 2"!!! And, if you can't neither one of them, for next week, you might make that one up for it!!!

• Ratings Wars: With ABC running a terrible movie — Grease II (9.2/13; #63) — I can’t help but think NBC could have had another killer ratings night if Cosby had been a new episode.

Billy Jean vs. Bobby got a better and longer trailer than that!!!, and even last 5 hours and 200 games!!!

Don't know why NBC picked episodes from the first season when there are episodes from earlier in the season they would like best!!!

PACKERS WOO!!!

At least you'll be talking about the craziest Thanksgiving Night on television yet next!!! And, you'll know what they'll have!!!

Paul Shaffer back at the Ed Sullivan??? Make me want to get and eat Ben & Jerry;s Americone Dream ice cream to enjoy that!!!

The Fu Manchu one is interesting, only if for him destroying the Titanic (Via blue-tinted footage)!!! And, speaking of Titanic, have you read this week's Wiki Wormhole feature on Molly Brown yet?

They ought to move it to a much-lessened week than getting beating up sadly by some other blockbuster!!! Look what they did to Captain Underpants!!! Should've done that to him!!!

-In what film does Sean Connery appear bare chested next to two Japanese women in Japan itself?
You Only Live Twice?

• Ratings Wars notes: NBC easily captured the early part of the night, but ABC did debut a new lineup: the critically-acclaimed western Wildside (16.1/24; #28), featuring a young Meg Ryan, and detective drama Eye to Eye (18.1/28; #15), starring Charles Durning and Stephanie Faracy. CBS aired a repeat of E/R (8.0/12;…

They ought to thanks March Madness for making Meg Ryan a sensation-briefly!!!