I admire those guys because they have more willpower to make those works of fanfiction. I'm just a lazy b-ch.

Slap 'em with a pickle that you shat out next time.

Has Mr. T transcended race? But will our children know of him in two decades?

Aren't most immigrants Fresh off the Plane by now?

I see. I thought she was 27, as one source said 88.

I actually use both libai and singkay. But the former when talking about Sunday.

Smoking is so minor, and any writer worth his salt can work around it. Constantine was doomed for me, as Goyer was the head writer.

Eff you Goyer. You were on NBC, the most violent tv network. Constantine was in the company of hand and head chopping Grimm, and Hannibal. How you managed to make Hellblazer a POS is your own doing.

I hope people don't watch your show in 1080p. If not, I guess you'll be fine, and people won't call you out. The rights for these things are just so complicated, I was surprised you did manage to get the Shogun Warriors on the show, though I imagine you just had to ask Sunrise directly or something.

And yet they still haven't gotten Carlos Alazraqui yet.

Boy George makes George Michael look so normal.

I think they established that they were stealing internet from the Donahues. That family must have terrible internet security.

Strand Books has over one million books!

If Adam Goldberg uses the show as an excuse to get rare toys, I wonder if he can con the producers into writing off this $600 robot toy: http://www.amazon.com/Senti…

You make Larry Wilmore sad.

I have that thing at work. Don't know what to do with it.

Oh yeah, my first Game Boy was a Pocket.

Actually our eyes have been made worse due to backlit screens. I had little problems playing the Game Boy at home until the DS Lite came along.

I'm still in my Sally Jesse Raphael phase.

I once saw a Revenge of the Jedi script! Though I'm pretty sure it's a fake, though I have seen some even more bizarre authentic stuff including a signed Mussolini memoir.