He's a creep. Grade A. Elliot seems to be about one incident away from being a sexual predator.

well, I was going to watch this movie, but now I'm gonna click on some nuuuuuuudes.

Tax rates are at their lowest rate since the 20s and some people still howl like they have to remove their own leg to pay-up despite being the beneficiaries of one of the greatest accumulations of wealth in history.

Your buddy's mom is a whore.

Friend of mine delivered their baby in the front seat of his jeep. Named her Wrangler.

and he's 12.

They can't get people to wear glasses to watch 3D TV … this is going nowhere.

Alright, who farted?

The first guy lobbied for the part. LIterally sent them letters and had his fans do the same. Then, during after filming the first season, said, whoops, I'm actually going to be in the Hobbit movies and can't do this anymore. Then his part in the hobbit movies was cut and replaced with CGI.

The only thing I have an issue with (and it's really really minor) is that the guys are all generally typical CS schlubs, but the few women that are shown are models. Where are the nerd girls with their own idiosyncrasies and neuroses?

Loved FarCry 2. I've played FarCry 3 twice, but hated the crafting missions and artifacts/letters, etc. It seemed like money was waaaaaaay too easy to come by in FC3 compared to FC2. I loved liberating the camps (especially with stealth takedowns and body drags). Hated the main character and his friends in FC3. …

I love bacon Oh really? Wow. You're a very special snowflake aren't you?

I thought it was a candy apple because when you're leaving your not-job, why not grab a candy apple for the road ?

I'm not very well-versed in his discography, but God Willin' … was in heavy rotation for a while on the ol' iphone.

Zooey Deschanel was on Top Chef. It was fucking terrible.
No meat, eggs, dairy, tofu, or gluten.

Same here. My dad was lucky to escape polio in the 50s with only a mild limp and slightly shorter right leg. He thinks anti vaxxers are exceptionally dangerous people.

Oh yeah? How about we just meat in the octagon and I can snap your calcium-starved bones with my Arm Bars®*!

a neuroscientist!

It was in the late 80s, I think, that a newly business-orientated congress lifted a bunch of regulations on snake oil sales by removing homeopathic remedies from the purview of the FDA.

She has a PhD in neuroscience. It's sciency. And a PhD.