"It's the equivalent of somebody at New Line reading the Hobbit and deciding the appendices were the most riveting parts of the book."

For some reason, I always thought the A.V. Club was owned by Pitchfork. The only reason I ever come on here was to look more hip to my fellow passionate millennial males.

From what little of Carson's talking points I can stomach sitting through, he seems to be making "anti-PC police" a big part of his campaign, so yeah I think he's basically running on the token black friend platform.

Spouting catchphrases backed by no thought has been the Republican m.o. going back to Reagan.

I think it had more to do with the fact that Noah seems wildly under-qualified to take over the the premier news outlet for a lot of people. I don't think anybody would have cared what Jessica Williams tweeted four years ago if she had been hired.

No, the wizarding world version of Ashley Madison is just really popular.

Between this casting news and Life Itself not getting any Oscar noms, I feel like Hollywood must really hate Roger Ebert.

I think Colbert the pundit persona doesn't work as well without Stephen Colbert the performer acting it out. Loved America and Earth was good too.

As a North Carolinian, I find Wake Forest far more unlikeable. It's mostly for students that want the sense of intellectual superiority of going to a private school, but couldn't get into Duke.

And Disney has more than enough money that they could have just bout the rights back anyway. Yea, the brand loyalty to a multi-national corporation worth billions is pretty crazy.

Nor did Three Days of the Condor attribute all U.S. wrongdoings to an elaborate Nazi conspiracy.

I'm entirely open to the idea that this new season won't be any good without Fukunaga/McConaughey/Harrelson, but man I wish all the internet backlash this show has received over the past few months would have been sent towards House of Cards instead.

If I was in this movie deal, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that conference room and then me saying, "We're going to postpone this movie safely, don't worry."

I know, it's like, who does she think she is, a senior official from the second Bush administration?

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched washed up movie stars chained in the darkness to the Warner Brothers gate.

THANKS OBAMA

Well he does have fantastic abs.

Ugh, another website that I'm going to have to use my parents' account for.